How Far Can You Put Something Up Your Bum?
Do you have something up your bum? Not literally, I hope. But if you are considering putting something up there, whether it’s your body part or an object that you’ve borrowed from someone else, make sure you know the maximum capacity of your anus before doing so! You never know how big or small your bum can be! So, check out our handy guide to find out how far up your butt you can put stuff, from small things like cigarettes and pen**es to more significant objects like vegetables and even iPhones!
What the experts say
Urologist Dr. Darren Smith explains many factors to consider when choosing an s*x toy. Aside from finding one that works well, it’s also essential to find one that feels comfortable and is safe for internal use. He says you want to look for a smooth, sleek, non-porous surface. That’s because porous materials can harbor bacteria. Non-porous toys are also easier to clean, which is always a plus in our book! In terms of size, anything over four inches won’t fit easily. Hence, if you’re looking for *G*-spot stimulation or prostate pleasure, look for a smaller model.
And remember: everything comes down to individual preference! It could be completely different from me, Dr. Smith, or any other person on Earth. Just experiment with what feels good to you and have fun with it! There are plenty of great options; take some time to figure out what works best for you.
When trying new things, always start small; never push yourself too hard, too fast, or else you might end up hurting yourself. Don’t force anything; make sure whatever feels right, and don’t go too deep at first either, as it might break again.
When buying something, take some time to try them all out before buying as they may feel completely different from when trying them out in-store or online. As I said earlier, I’m not an expert, but hopefully, these tips will help someone along their journey to explore an*l playing, whether through penetration with fingers, dildos/vibrators, etc. Have fun, guys!
What people have tried
Though it’s not clear how they determined success, a woman named Deborah Andollo and a man named Charles Bombardier has claimed to have put various objects in their rectums. For example, in 2013, Andollo claimed she had inserted a light bulb into her rectum but was unsuccessful. In 2007 Bombardier claimed he’d inserted 20 golf balls into his rectum. Neither of these people was able to provide evidence for their claims, meaning there’s no way to verify their validity. However, on many forums and internet comment sections, some people claim to have succeeded where others failed; however, like those above two people, all users only offer hearsay as proof of their activities.
There is also a rumor that an unnamed (unverified) person once attempted to insert a vacuum cleaner hose into their an*s but became stuck after trying to remove it. They allegedly required surgery to remove it. These rumors must be taken with an enormous grain of salt since any credible source or party can verify none. At least one urban legend about someone putting an entire chain saw up their an*s and requiring emergency surgery after becoming stuck; however, we cannot confirm if any part of that story is genuine.
The current world record for the most extended object inserted into a person’s an*s is 42 centimeters (16.5 inches) and was achieved by Ashrita Furman (USA) in Manhattan, New York, USA, on 13 March 2018. . This was 10cm further than his previous record of 32cm also in 2016. He has attempted it four times and surpassed his personal best. He uses an enema to clean out his rectum before each attempt to ensure safety. He holds several other records, including most jelly beans eaten with chopsticks in one minute, which he did live on TV in 1982 as part of NBC’s annual.
Most pickled onions are eaten in three minutes, and most milkshakes are drunk through a straw in two minutes. All these were done live on TV too! His wife, Lila, helped him train for his latest challenge for over six months before achieving it. He now plans to try again at 44cm, but that won’t be until next year.
My personal experience
For a little under $1, I was able to get my hands on a packet of Skittles candy and a 2L bottle of coke. As I discovered, regular-sized Skittles candies are about 2.5 inches long and about 1 inch in diameter at their widest point. With some very liberal (and painful) insertions, I fit 27 full-sized skittles into my rectum. There is still room for an additional 4-5 skittles when compressed, but that made me wince way too much to continue.
So yeah…not comfortable, but possible! It makes for a laxative effect if you drink enough coke with a belly full of skittles! After finishing off my soda, it took about 15 minutes before things got uncomfortable. This experiment proves two things: don’t eat sh*t like that because it will f*ck you up. Don’t try stupid experiments because they will f*ck you up even more than sh*t like that would have anyway. Good luck to anyone else who tries something similar!
It is possible to cleanly and comfortably insert various objects into one’s rectum. However, for some people, such as those with heart conditions or liver failure, it is dangerous and illegal to do so. I recommend consulting a physician before trying anything mentioned above or elsewhere on Wikihow. This is not advice that should be taken lightly; always caution when inserting foreign objects into your body—the an*s is no exception. It should go without saying that if something isn’t comfortable, stop doing it! Have fun exploring all there is to experience in our bodies! That’s what makes us human. Live long and prosper! Good luck!